Birth Controls Pills
A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide
as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
-"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
-"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
-"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these
that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
-"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it
in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.
And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."